Eye to eye
Toilet paper roll eyes
Nice try math
I also like to live dangerously.
Me on the weekend
Don't worry, there is 6 billion people in the world. One of them is just for you.
I'm trying to chill, ok?
Did you bring the bail money?
If Sigmund Freud was right
Camel balls
Party photo fail.
This is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave