This heater
Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime. Government or private sector?
I have no idea what I'm doing
Give him some money
Really cute story
Eating noodles out of beard
I work at the pet store
Still poor
Trial version is over, would you like to buy the full version? How about no.
Poor Santa
My pen is huge, T-shirt
If you let your family know you're good with computers