Halloween costume level: Horrifying
I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror
Dog on the couch
The less you have
That awesome moment when you find money you forgot about in your pockets
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Feel old yet?
They were supposed to be smiley faces
If you can read the words on this shirt
Have a seat please
Dude, I'm so high right now!
Come At Me Bro!