Be like
Scientists have announced a new unit to accurately measure narcissism: the Selfie per hour.
Zombie peanuts
Things in my house
The fish and the cigarette butts
Wrong Universe
The difference between a homeless and a hipster
Kiss me like you've never kissed me before
Darth Vader christmas tree.
If I wanted to listen an a**hole
Haters gonna hate
Don't worry, we are not hungry yet