Dog fell asleep in the rain
Realize the truth
Swag
Hey guys, remember when I was batman?
I got a pet wussy
Scrillex confused
Ask me if I'm a tree
Heisenberg Crysenberg
Knows 47 knots, can't undo a bra, eagle scout.
Guinea pig ice cream
New Year fireworks in Sydney
No grandma, one hand, like this. Whoops, made a scarf.