Immortal goalkeeper
Breaking Bad
Ninja doges
Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.
Strawberry
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
Real-time weather reports
Kangaroos get more girls than you.
Who played Jumanji?
Curiousity and the cat
Doge broccoli.
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