Photobombing in the pool
Thongs
Driver's license
Evil raccoon
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Accident in the mall. I quit.
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Go f**k yourself. Wolverine.
Sometimes I only shave one leg
Love letters