Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Couch fixed
I want to get invited to parties
Double date? I'll take my best friend
After death
Stop wasting my blue tape
Leaf, i save you
Cat Norris
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
Sexy legs
The Shining dog
What kind of houses selling this realtor?)