If you ever see me smiling on a Monday
Que - Wat?
Ninja cars
I don't always like to cuddle
Dear Batman
Beep beep motherf**kers
Was a mobile phone before they were cool
Pimp Vader
This toasts bread while you are slicing it
WTF beaver
What's the point of being afraid of the zombie apocalypse when you're already a zombie? People with cell phones.
I couldn't sleep last night