Dog did it
Mom, I'm pregnant
Little turtle
Bltch please guy
Halloween costumes at the hospital
A planet with no evil
My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Moses, the early years
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
Real life sniper
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Stockings and tail