US Government shutdown. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Ponies are for p*ssies
Got a new shower curtain
Not sure if actual download button or sketchy virus downloader
Hug?
Hey Derp, do you want to hold my baby?
How to catch a fish in Ireland
Keep telling yourself that
Guess which brother is adopted
Meanwhile in Mordor
I recycle men T-shirt
Elections, illusion of choice.