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The kiwi bird is a direct descendant of the tyrannosaurus rex
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I actually understand math. Thank you, Jesus.
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How can you not care?
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No smoking
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Will Ferrell
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Cat and dog
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Dog house. Hotel at home.
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A cop just pulled me over
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People who hold the door open for you
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Swirl nails, naled it.
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Megan Fox. There is hope for everyone.
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Fry, Leonardo DiCaprio, and stoned dogs playing poker