Sexy car
Pranksters on the road.
Stop wasting my blue tape
Double date? I'll take my best friend
Couch fixed
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
I want to get invited to parties
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
The Shining dog
You are dressed as the police car
After death
Crazy T-shirt design