I'm not very rich, but
Choosing a shampoo
Crosswalk fail. You had one job.
Choo+choo=train
Ok! Yes! I went to my old girlfriend's house last night! It's my job!
Attractive glass
I'll just browse the web for a few minutes
Kitty is not amused
Gym Carrey
Cola+mentos fail
A Guy And His Pet Polar Bear
I put the lime in the coconut