Getting laid tonight
I steal from the riches
These diving watches by Festina Profundo are packaged and sold in clear bags filled with distilled water
Barack Obama plays GTA
I'm not obese
Dog driver
Haters gonna hate
Staring contest
Look the statistics! One of every four guys is gay!
Lemonaid
They are kidnapping me! I'll save you!
Lightsaber penknife.