You can call me Sherlock Holmes
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
I'm ready for the weekend
A bar called Gym
How to tie a tie
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
So long, dog
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
Jack Daniel's Girl