Something I will not be buying
Dat ass...
In the dark
Bird's Nest Bed
Macbook. You need money even to remove the battery.
Chuck Norris trains
My childhood is ruined
Daddy don't like it
I'm going to change my name to "Benefits". You are now friends with benefits.
And who are you?
Balloon tank - the latest weapon in the war against clowns
IE in a recycle bin