Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
Johnny and Marissa
I wish I could sleep
USA football team.
Troll cat
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
I choose you
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
SWAG
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
New rubik's cube
Don't do it