Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Love letters
Accident in the mall. I quit.
Sleeping under the sea
Thongs
For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.
Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider
Evil raccoon
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Driver's license