Doge broccoli.
Real-time weather reports
Perfect boys only exist in books
Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.
Strawberry
Ninja doges
Who played Jumanji?
Kangaroos get more girls than you.
Curiousity and the cat
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
We don't have time to explain... Get in the car
Breaking Bad