Evil raccoon
I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider
For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.
Switzerland Matterhorn Outdoor Jacuzzi
Driver's license
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Homework?! What homework?
Saw costume
Sleeping under the sea
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Bad luck Brian has a pet rock