Put the eldery in prison
Your dad just won the internet
Channels
Teddy bears
Stormtrooper PC
There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover. We can call it "I feel like Sh*turday".
At the beach. And they didn't realise a thing.
Nice pile of keys you have there
Buy a boat/jet
At the bank
Suddenly, a tomato
White people...