Text a girl "Hey, beautiful"
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Mom, I'm pregnant
Halloween costumes at the hospital
Evil Christmas rabbit
Crazy dog
Smiling plane
My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Hmm, interesting
Go home bat, you're drunk
Try chicken - go green
The secret of a black man in a "Star Wars: Episode 7 trailer" uncovered.