I'll give you the D later
How do I get this job?
Bad days
If I had one hour to live
I f**k on the first date T-shirt. Bring me that child.
Family photo
What do a pregnant woman, frozen beer and burned pizza have in common?
Google glasses. No one has a clue what I'm watching right now.
Angry hedgehog
Real men have curves
Pikachu cat
#Schwag Hitler