I beat the sh*t outta my mom that day
Kevin, what happened to you? I found dad's heroin stash.
Double date? I'll take my best friend
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
Surprise car
You are dressed as the police car
Pranksters on the road.
The Shining dog
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Sexy car
Crazy T-shirt design
After death