Johnny and Marissa
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
Don't do it
Half Life 2 confirmed
I wish I could sleep
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
New rubik's cube
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
I choose you
USA football team.
I don't always use psychedelics