My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Evil Christmas rabbit
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
Halloween costumes at the hospital
A planet with no evil
Stockings and tail
Dog did it
Moses, the early years
Mom, I'm pregnant
Little turtle
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Real life sniper