Snailed it
A giant fire on the mountain near my house. Apparently I live in Mordor.
First date
We had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies
Hey guys, wanna buy some magic?
Moai Statues, Easter Island, Chile
Because f@#k you, that's why
Fascinating
Baby, are you jealous?
Meme pumpkin
Who the f**k is Alice?
Respect is earned, not given