Dog fell asleep in the rain
Extinguisher on fire
Scrillex confused
Heisenberg Crysenberg
Ask me if I'm a tree
Buy 3 for the price of 3!
No grandma, one hand, like this. Whoops, made a scarf.
I got a pet wussy
Realize the truth
Smart guy and umbrella
Swag
Knows 47 knots, can't undo a bra, eagle scout.