She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Books
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Weapon nail
Real ninja turtles
My cooking is fabulous
Where's Obama's clock?
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Everybody has a plan
Motorbike in the bath
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks