Job interview
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? The witness of aliens.
Thaitanic
I still miss my last husband, he was delicious
Go drunk you are home
Naughty dog
Nearly lost my phone
Bike thief
First day at the gym
Nicki Minaj holds up baby Simba
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.
That awkward sign you pass after you just picked up a hitchhiker