Mom, I'm pregnant
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Halloween costumes at the hospital
A planet with no evil
Evil Christmas rabbit
Stockings and tail
Dog did it
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Moses, the early years
Real life sniper
Little turtle