Drunk Halloween pumpkins
Friendzone all the girls
You came to the wrong neighborhood motherf**ker. Mobile phones.
You have 3 unread messages
Donald Trump's hair
A fat time
It's called cash
Kill it before it lays eggs
Dammit Ms. Frizzle
Babe, I'm on my period
Since when did Halloween become National Dress Like A Hooker Day?
Doge in space