You are never too young
I couldn't sleep last night
Ice cream doge.
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday
What's the point of being afraid of the zombie apocalypse when you're already a zombie? People with cell phones.
Ninja cars
This toasts bread while you are slicing it
Beep beep motherf**kers
Pimp Vader
I don't always like to cuddle
Que - Wat?
Dear Batman