Look Son
Don't just wish for a great 2014, make it so.
Dad... I got my girlfriend pregnant
I am innocent
A place in the fridge with laptop and kitty. Perfection.
Don't eat me
Hey, Wanna go to one of my concerts?
Not sure if left ear hears better or left headphone is louder
The drink of life
Alex the Parrot
Cop is coming over
Sharks with human teeth