Duckface
I got a phone
Wretched hive of scum and villainy
Democracy incoming
Parenting
Meanwhile in subway
This planet is a reality TV show
Floral underwear
Has most advanced suit
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella dies, Jacob cries, Star Wars all the way
Why so Sirius?
I have taken to hiding beet roots around the house