The Shining dog
I beat the sh*t outta my mom that day
I want to get invited to parties
Sexy car
Pranksters on the road.
Couch fixed
You are dressed as the police car
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
After death
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
Crazy T-shirt design
Double date? I'll take my best friend