Realize the truth
Swag
Buy 3 for the price of 3!
I got a pet wussy
Ask me if I'm a tree
Knows 47 knots, can't undo a bra, eagle scout.
Smart guy and umbrella
No grandma, one hand, like this. Whoops, made a scarf.
Heisenberg Crysenberg
Scrillex confused
Dog fell asleep in the rain
Extinguisher on fire