Why are you so fat?
Orange bike
US Government, you had one f**king job
Can I have an autograph? Justin Bieber and Death note
Longterm relationship barbie
I saw you typing
Dreams can come true
Monopoly is an old game because there is luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
Cool water slides. Hold my beer, bro.
Sms whales
How facebook likes help Africans who need water.
I prefer not to think before speaking