Dude says he gets 10 times the girls I will ever get
Oh flowers, you understand me
The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
Alright gentlemen, we need a new tactic to make this product sell more
I kept telling you: You are the only thing I have in this world
Sad faucet. Sometimes Rufus wished that the people would take a bath with their clothes on.
Happy birthday to me
What helicopters do in action movies
That awkward moment when you forget
Funny timeline cover
You are adopted
Mythbuster's Jamie Hyneman