Your phone is far more precious
If you remember this, you are probably 20+ with a normal functioning brain
I kissed your daughter
Muscle car by ~ArcAngelTyrael
Pinata at my funeral
Raccoon in a garbage can
Adolf Hipster
Things that make me fat
Goats climbers
Beautiful husky
I don't get fed enough
Problem, officer? Chuck Norris vs Troll.