F**k this war, I'm a fairy
I got a present for you. It's in my diaper.
Cat with mustache
The hammer of justice is unisex
The reason why humans don't race cats
On the beach... Dirty mind, stop.
Waitress needed, must be 18 years old with 20 years experience
Seems legit. Edward and Karen.
In the plane
Tank sneakers
When someone I don't know likes my comment
Bosses be like: You are still coming to work, right?