Sad cookie
My husband thinks I'm crazy
Damn you mirror! That's not what I look like in my head!
Hello, I'm bear and welcome to Russia
We can't stop here, this is cat country
Trust me, I'm an engineer
Green elephants
Grave from the Victorian age
Not enough blood
Mr. Bean troll
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
I drink Bud Light to sober up