"Santa Claus was real until he forgot my present" - Chuck Norris.
Microsoft bought Skype for 2.5 billion dollars
Converting oxygen
What time is it? F**k o'clock shirt
Banana doge. Such yellow, much health.
September is like the monday of the year
This is business
Pikasaw
Me walking into school on Monday
65 WAT
Cartoon network, y u no awesome anymore?
Forever alone bed