Text a girl "Hey, beautiful"
My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Sorry. Autocorrect.
Evil Christmas rabbit
Hmm, interesting
Try chicken - go green
Smiling plane
The secret of a black man in a "Star Wars: Episode 7 trailer" uncovered.
Crazy dog
Go home bat, you're drunk
I'm sexy and I know it
Did he sell his girlfriend?