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Sorry for lying
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I don't always lose my cell phone
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F**k the police
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Wolf
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Not you, Fat Jesus
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Every man has this look when his wife is driving
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Meg Griffin costume
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Creativity with the phone
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Omg! Bacon!!!
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Husky doge. Wow, such comfy, invisible hammock.
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I'm sixty and I know it
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English speaker vs. non-english speaker