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You are adopted
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WTF, Napoleon, you also have killed dozens of people, but not considered a monster? I have an awesome hat.
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Rapunzel in a Slipknot T-shirt
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H&M
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Emergency bridge repair team
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Swords level: troll
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You are a lizard, Harry
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Mythbuster's Jamie Hyneman
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The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
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Lion King, nailed it
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Wheeled alarm clock
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Norwegian boy saves sister from moose attack using World of Warcraft skills