Wanna go back to my place and play with my p*ssy?
Being a Grammar Nazi
My Mom is still going to call it Nintendo
I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies. I hate it.
Snoopy made it look easy
Sleeping
Facepalm cat
Official Interest Rate remains unchanged
No.
Feel my leg I just shaved
Hopscotch just got a bit more hardcore
Lion massage