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Relax, Mom
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Come on! Jump! I'll catch you!
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A worse love story than Twilight
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At dawn we smack God with a hamburger
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I saw a midged carrying a TV to his car. It was an iPad.
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Miley Cyrus vs Fat guy on wrecking ball
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What you ate for dinner
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I'm fabulous
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Me sleeping and suddenly I remember something
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Nature desided
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Bob Guevara
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I shall play you the song of my people. Angry Moth noises.