Sloth Kong
God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
Kid with a rod
F**k off pumpkin
A good day to stay inside
Cat sitting on his butt
Looking for movies
The word "car" is short for carriage.
Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated
Microwave oven. Here, have a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.
USA should invade the USA
I have ordered this albatross to stare at you