Was I that drunk?
Blending into college life
For Halloween, go as a slutty witch. All you'll have to do is find a pointy hat.
I don't always use psychedelics
Nothing to do here. Tsunami.
God listens to Slayer
Now you're just some money that I used to own
Roses are gray
Nosey little f**ker t-shirt
The tan from typical summer activities
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
Half Life 2 confirmed