Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Everybody has a plan
Where's Obama's clock?
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Weapon nail
Real ninja turtles
My cooking is fabulous
Books
Motorbike in the bath
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars